Saturday, 17 November 2007

Leaving for home

Watching the queue disappear onto the plane at Hong Kong, it's hard not to be left with a sad feeling: our big adventure is over.  All of those sleepless nights, dilemmas over whether the street food was safe or not, and complaints about foot massages being too hard.  But the normality of the office beckons, and I guess I'll have to get used to walking around without my camera again.

I wonder if they'll understand Honglais back at Heathrow?  I guess I'm going to have to try it...

China - photo highlights

A few photo highlights:

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As always, China is... unfinished.

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The Chinese equivalent of a pound shop: 2 RMB = 13p.

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No, this isn't the speed of the taxi from the hotel to the station - although to be honest, it felt like it.

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Both of us taking photos of afternoon tea at the Intercontinental back in Hong Kong.

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A lot of blog catching up required!

Our trip, in summary

What we did

  1. Lantau island, visited the Buddhist temple & the Big Buddha
  2. Went up the Peak via the Peak tram - impossibly steep!
  3. Visited Cheung Chau island and the beach
  4. Foot massage on Nathan Road (best not mention it again)
  5. Visited our Hong Kong office
  6. Stanley (by bus from Central) - beach & market
  7. Wan ton soup on Canton Road
  8. T'ai chi in Kowloon Park
  9. Star Ferry to Central (many, many times)
  10. Became Octopus regulars on the MTR and in shops - it's the future
  11. Rode on the Central to North Point tram
  12. Wan Tai Sin temple
  13. Golden Computer Arcade at SSP
  14. Temple Street night market
  15. Mong Kok - man street & lady street markets, plus shopping centres...
  16. Dinner at Aqua restaurant, overlooking the harbour at night
  17. Afternoon tea at the Intercontinental overlooking the harbour & the sunset
  18. Walked through the Wan Chai night-life
  19. Dinner in at one of the many restaurant Causeway Bay
  20. Palm reading at the monastery at Wan Tai Sin
  21. ?? Street food in Wan Chai before going home
  22. Various lunches and dinners in the food court in Harbour City
  23. Visited Shanghai
    1. Chinese reflexology foot massage / head & neck massage
    2. Walked down the Bund
    3. Visited the Old Town
    4. Dinner at Jean Georges
    5. Mag-lev train to the airport (but before 9am, so it wasn't going at its fastest speed)
    6. Went through the French concession
    7. Went to the champagne reception for the opening of the Hyatt on the Bund (our hotel)
    8. The famous 'garden' (i.e. shops) in the Old Town

What we didn't do

  1. Happy Valley - horse racing
  2. Afternoon tea at the Peninsula

What we should do next time (if ever able to afford to come back)

  1. Chinese afternoon tea at the Intercontinental with dim sum
  2. Dim sum lunch or dinner
  3. Seafood dinner served directly from the tank!
  4. Dinner at the Peak
  5. Visit the New Territories - maybe take a (short) hike
  6. Stanley - go back and visit the temple(s)
  7. Reflexology (not foot massage) for Vicky
  8. Thai Lemongrass & Lan Kwai Fong nightlife
  9. Lam Lin gardens
  10. Dinner at the restaurant one floor below Aqua - looked brilliant!
  11. In Shanghai
    1. Go on the mag-lev train between 9am and 5pm when it's at its fastest
    2. Always get the taxi driver to print a receipt (so you can report him for being rubbish)
    3. Boat cruise - if deemed safe enough (looks a bit questionable)
    4. Eat more street food - it looks really good, but too worried about getting ill

Back from China

And so much to write about, but so little time left in Hong Kong, and there's a sunset over the harbour to be enjoyed - so forgive me for keeping it brief!

First, let's just salute the freedom of the internet!  Back in HK, we can actually access the web as it's meant to me.  Over in China, it was a nightmare - some things would work, some things wouldn't, and most of the time, it just left you waiting.  It was so annoying not being able to access the blog; even though I could get to the main Blogger site, I couldn't access my own blog!  And life without Wikipedia is always a darker place.

  1. Taxi drivers!  Surely the worst in the world.  In an effort to control them, the government have made them install meters which play a recorded message to the passengers to reassure them that the taxi driver is legitimate.  Yeah, right.  The message goes something along these lines: "Hello tourist!  Please understanding, as foreigner, the driver is take advantages of you and journey may be taking longers as driver take longer route before droppings you far away from intending destinations".
    1. The worst taxi journey in the world, ever.  Today's journey from the hotel to the mag-lev station was the worst car journey either of us have ever been on.  The taxi had two speeds - stopped, and 45 mph.  45 mph is too slow for the clear traffic over the harbour bridge, but far, far too fast for queuing traffic and, more specifically, on roundabouts.
    2. Taxi to Jean Georges.  Ok, the restaurant wasn't far from the hotel and we might have been a bit lazy getting a taxi (although pushing off the "watch bag" men would have added half an hour to the walk).  But I don't think it excuses the driver going in completely the wrong direction to run the fare up a bit, before dropping us some distance from our destination because he saw another fare that he could pick up on the street.  Thankfully they saved the table for us (and the food was fabulous).
  2. The mag-lev train.  A modern engineering miracle (apparently) which rockets along its route to the airport.  It's just a shame that its route to the airport starts quite a way outside Shanghai's city centre, necessitating a taxi ride to get to it (see above).  Also, I'm not sure how many of the signs for the mag-lev station actually had it spelt correctly: "magnetic leviation train", "mag iev train" and "meg lav" were variations that we saw.
  3. The hair dyer in the room.  Some issues!  Was very poor, kept "fading out" and stopping for no reason before starting again, equally randomly.  Getting it fixed presented some challenges, not least trying to explain the meaning of the word "intermittently" to the receptionist.  Despite repeated complaints, the hotel staff never actually managed to fix it, but they did manage to come up the room (eventually) and show us that we were plugging it in to the wrong socket.  Worked much better after that, strangely enough.
  4. Everything about the hotel.  Truly, the best hotel that either of us have ever stayed in (and typical of the quality of hotel found in China, but this really was top class).
    1. Champagne reception at the hotel.  This Friday just happened to be the official opening of the hotel (although it's been occupied for around 6 months) and guests were invited to drinks in the new rooftop bar.  Just a little nicer than our own rooftop café, it even had its own Jacuzzi (something that the café doesn't have).
    2. Laundry.  Put your clothes in a bag, they go away and come back rolled, folded, hanging and generally looking somehow even better than new.
    3. Food.  Even at the end of a two-week trip, they make Chinese food seem appealing once again.  Some of the best food we've had on this trip was in the hotel restaurant.
    4. Spa.  A huge, warm pool and perfect facilities.  Leave your towel for more than a second and they've thrown it away and replaced it with about 18 new, beautifully warm ones.  (I reckon that they'll back off this a bit once the hotel management works out how much this is costing them).
  5. Beggars, and the "watch bag" men.  Just everywhere.  Someone always wants to sell you something.  Always.  At night, the beggars won't leave you alone and it really makes going out after dark much less attractive.  Mainly confined to the major tourist areas, it gives you an awful feeling in a number of different ways.
  6. The "special" smell of the market streets.  No need for elaboration!
  7. Dragon Fly massage.  Fearful as I was of taking Vicky for another foot massage after the complaints about last week's, this time everything was much more successful - we even managed to avoid finding something seedy (so no need to pass the address on to Ben, then).

Overall, Shanghai was, like the rest of China, a city of contrasts - some parts are just brilliant, very beautiful and impressive.  Some parts are impossibly poor, with poverty and poor conditions only a few yards away from something which is brand new.

Fortunately, the hotel staff in Shanghai understood Honglais, too.

Thursday, 15 November 2007

No blog from China!

So, it turns out that you can't write a blog from China.  It simply doesn't let you.  And I don't even know whether this "email-to-blog" system will work.
 
Thankfully though, our final day in Hong Kong didn't work out as per my earlier post.  The weather was just perfect, and we went to Stanley market (photos are on Flickr) and found that whole area to be really interesting.  Then, as predicted, we hardly slept at all the whole night and had much difficulty getting up at the crack of dawn to go to the airport.
 
Shanghai, as it turns out, is amazing - a real city of contrasts.  The traffic, congestion and pollution are incredible and are worse than anywhere that I've seen.  On the other hand, it's beautiful in places and the hotel is by far the nicest either of us have ever stayed in.  The room, the food and the view down the river are all just amazing. 
 
Obviously we've already made the room ridiculously untidy.  We need those fairies that don't come and clean and tidy the flat to come and visit here, too.

Tuesday, 13 November 2007

Fire alarm testing

Found this notice on the table in the room this morning:

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I really wish that we'd found/read this before the fire alarm went off yesterday morning.  It would have saved a lot of rushing around.

Monday, 12 November 2007

Last day in Hong Kong

Today's our last day in Hong Kong.  Our itinerary for tonight & tomorrow looks something like this:

  • 11pm tonight: go to bed
  • 1am tomorrow: wake up, wide awake!  woo-hoo!
  • 1.05am: sit in chair
  • 1.10am: look at Facebook for too long
  • 3am: write / not write blog as preferred
  • 6am: go back to bed, fall into deep sleep, possibly deeper than ever experienced in entire lifetime
  • 7am: alarm goes off, feel horrific
  • 7.05am: pour Red Bull directly into eyes
  • 7.10am: fall asleep in shower
  • 7.11am: rescued by Vicky who is awoken by crashing noises coming from bathroom
  • 7.12am: run bath (safer)
  • 8.30am: wake up in cold bath
  • 9am: awoken (still in bath) by phone ringing, taxi is here
  • 9.01am: start packing
  • 9.15am: unpack; find clothes; get dressed; re-pack
  • 9.20am: arrive reception
  • 10.05am: get to front of queue, check out of room
  • 10.06am: offer alternative credit card after card is declined
  • 10.07am: repeat previous step
  • 10.08am: get into taxi - meter already at HK$16,480 (£1,029) - taxi driver mis-understood and has been waiting for us since he dropped us off last Tuesday
  • 10.40am: arrive at airport, taxi driver presses magic button and fare increases to HK$24,130 (£1,507) to "cover extras"
  • 10.41am: get bags out, run away from taxi (fancy my chances against taxi driver, who I believe it the same one who got beaten up last week near Thai Orchids)
  • 10.45am: arrive at check-in desk
  • 10.46am: leave Vicky at airport, take taxi back to hotel
  • 11.10am: arrive at hotel, collect passports from room safe
  • 11.35am: arrive back airport
  • 11.36am: check-in desk now closed
  • 11.37am: visit ticket desk and book ticket for later flight
  • 11.38am: offer alternative credit card after card is declined
  • 11.39am to 11.45am: repeat previous step 6 times
  • 2pm: awoken at gate by airport security staff
  • 2.01pm: board plane, leave for China
  • 4.30pm: awoken by air stewardess, leave plane
  • 4.40pm: join China immigration queue
  • 6.35pm: pass through China immigration
  • 6.36pm: wonder whether hotel limo driver will still be waiting for us
  • 6.37pm: join taxi queue
  • 7.10pm: arrive at hotel, pay taxi driver; ask hotel concierge to ensure that taxi does not wait outside hotel for duration of stay
  • 7.15pm: hotel reception staff deny all knowledge of booking
  • 7.16pm: start to cry
  • 7.17pm: book room at "standard rack rate"
  • 7.18pm: offer credit card as guarantee
  • 7.35pm: finally find a credit card which is accepted
  • 7.50pm: order room service (too scared to go outside hotel)
  • 9pm: go to bed
  • 11pm: wake up
  • 11.05pm: try to connect to internet; seems to work, but some sites strangely inaccessible
  • 11.10pm: start writing blog

We come back to Hong Kong on Saturday.  If all goes to plan, we'll have time to come back to HK Central for afternoon tea before flying back to the UK late on Saturday night. 

Those sausage sandwiches can't come soon enough.

How to avoid rice & noodles

Honestly, there's nothing wrong with rice and noodles.  Really.  But after you've been here for a few days, you just kind of wish for something else.  Anything else.  Chips.  Beans.  A sausage sandwich (this is definitely on the list for Sunday, when we're back).

So today, we tried to eat other things. 

The first intention was to get up and have breakfast in the hotel, where there's a big buffet with enticing prospects such as cereal with milk, blueberry muffins and toast (it's hard to imagine how exciting that sounds right now).  That went out of the window when I slept through the alarm having stayed up half of the night not writing this blog.  (I'm thinking that the same may happen tomorrow morning now... it's just gone 5am).

So, to progress from that, we went to the Hard Rock café which is just over the road.  Fortunately the food was a little more enticing than the rooftop café (and I should tell you how much I'm looking forward to being back in there next week).  We ordered 'ambitiously' from the menu and couldn't finish everything, then reflected at length that we felt a bit ill and how western food is so stodgy, it makes you feel all bloated.  There's just no pleasing some people, is there?

After visiting the temple and the lovely Sham Shui Po, we came back to TST and ventured to the Harbour City food court and ate extensively from the creatively-named "Curry-in-a-hurry" (yes, I can see what they've done there) which came with enough bread to even satisfy Vicky's bread cravings. 

The question now is how we'll manage in Shanghai.  It's all well and good eating Western food here in Hong Kong, but is it safe to stray away from the local food in China?  Well, a guidebook has been purchased and hopefully the extortionate price paid for that also includes some kind of food poisoning insurance.

And before you ask, there's no pictures of the food this time - not even over on Flickr.

Fortune telling costs a fortune

We went to Wong Tai Sin temple today - probably the busiest temple we've seen on the trip, and with slightly fewer donation boxes that the one near the Buddha.  Amazing to see quite so many people there - it's very true that away from the major tourist areas, there's a very different side of Hong Kong to be seen.

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More bizarre was the fortune-telling area right by the temple.  Almost like an indoor market, with rows and rows of small booths with fortune tellers.  Logically for this to be sustainable, there must be a demand.  Mind you, when you've got tourists coming in like us and negotiating as badly as I did for palm readings for both of us, they don't need to make a fortune from the locals.

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Hard to say whether he was any good, really - I think Vicky thought that a lot of the stuff he said was wrong, and I was heartbroken to be told that the middle line on my hand means that I'm unlikely to ever be president or prime minister.  I need to re-think my career plan - I was really hoping that negotiating for extra slots with Corby was going to come in useful for those meetings at the United Nations.  (Which, on reflection, would probably be easier).

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Afterwards, we went to Sham Shui Po (an area that makes Mong Kok look classy) and I dragged Vicky around the so-called 'Golden Computer Arcade' in search of a new laptop.  Even with William's help, there was nothing to find or buy - just lots of talk of stock "that can be here tomorrow", and "if you pay, we show you laptop". 

It was enough to make fortune-telling look an honest profession, and enough to make Vicky look as though she'd lost the will to live.

Mong Kok vs Temple Street

I think it's generally held over here that Temple Street is a market for tourists, and Mong Kok is more of a place for locals.

Well, all I can tell you is this - Mong Kok might have the shops and stalls which make it an impressive sight, but the atmosphere on Temple Street is worlds ahead of Mong Kok.

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We looked around for a while but honestly it was quite disappointing.  The highlights were the Virginia 'hourly' hotel (why would you want an hourly hotel? -- oh hang on, I get it) and the obligatory shop which has a name which sounds rude to Westerners.

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Temple Street, on the other hand, seemed much more pleasant, relaxed and generally fun to be in.  Vicky found some Pashminas which meant I could have some fun negotiating the price down.  Obviously I'd not factored in that Vicky would have to have an extensive dilemma as the colours to buy.  It's hard work negotiating when it's none too clear whether you'll be buying two, or twenty.  In the end, three were purchased and I was less concerned with the price and more relieved not to be there for four hours deciding on the colours.

Later, back in TST, Vicky went our to see the nightly light show whilst I slept, making up for being awake all night not writing the blog.  Afterwards, we went to Aqua and had a fine meal overlooking the harbour.  Vicky was so looking forward to this meal, she even badgered me into taking the photos of the food before eating it.  Controversial, I know.

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If you want to know what the other courses looked like (and honestly, why would you?), you'll have to go over to Flickr.  (I think I'm going to have to start getting a referral fee agreed with Flickr.  They must be millionaires over there).

The door

We went to 'the door' near Lan Kwai Fong.  It was closed.  And locked. 

Look, it's all going to take too long to explain.  But Victoria will know what I'm talking about.  Sadly, Vicky still doesn't know why I took her to see a door which was locked in a dark side-street.

Boat or bus? You decide

I've been avoiding writing the blog, because the obvious time to write it is in the middle of the night, when I'm wide awake and can't sleep.  But somehow starting to write is almost like admitting defeat and saying that I know I won't get back to sleep anytime soon. 

To be honest, I had high hopes of sleeping through the night tonight.  It felt like a long day (see below) but soon after sleeping, Cannons health clubs decided to send Vicky a text - ironic, as before we went away, we were trying to get some info from them, and they were far from helpful (or responsive).  I would normally say better late than never but this time, honestly I think never would have been better.

So here I am at 3am.  Let's blog.

You know already how much I hated that bus journey on Friday.  It was just awful.  But probably not as awful as Vicky found the journey from Central to Cheung Chau island on Saturday.  In fairness, the ferries are large, fast and comfortable; they form a key part of Hong Kong's commuter network, departing to several different places around the territory from Central and TST.  The outward journey was none too bad.  But on the way back the wind had picked up and there was a lot of movement on the boat.  This rocking motion immediately sent me to sleep (easy, I know, when you've been up half the night) but Vicky looked a little green.

The island itself was small and very crowded.  We went with William and Sharon.  I was a little worried about walking too far away from the ferry terminal but walking from one side of the island to the other takes only 10 minutes in some places.  Mainly thought it's a fishing harbour.

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We walked around, took lots of photographs (see my Flickr album) and, as always, remembered to take a photograph of the lunch food too late - although perhaps unsurprisingly, it was rice and noodles.  Kind of leaves you dying for a burger.

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Afterwards, we went down to the beach and got unnecessarily wet walking in the sea (sounds obvious maybe, but the waves kind of caught us off-guard...).  There were plenty of people there but I'm sure that Sarah wouldn't have been - this sign was just by the beach:

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Just time then to go back and get a great photo of the sunset over the harbour.  Thereafter followed the legendary ferry journey back to Central.

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Jet lag: a reprise

Last night was not the best night's sleep ever.  Woke up at 4am, as I've been doing every night.  But most other nights, I've been able to get back to sleep and all has been well.

Not last night.  In the end, I got up and sat looking at the internet, reflecting that people in the UK would just be thinking about going to bed.

Went back to bed around 7am, and eventually got back to sleep at 8am.

Then the alarms started.  It wasn't until we were dressed and out in the corridor that they told us it was a test.

Which is ironic, because I think I'll be spending most of the day in the corridor today.